Just when I thought YOU weren’t getting a Tuesday Ramblings, the Eagles went and made another odd move in what seems like an endless supply since last free agency started. We’ve been through them all so I won’t re-hash, but really, did you ever think Jeremiah Trotter would be back on this team in any other capacity besides, “team ambassador.” I knew you didn’t. Anyways, on to the real thing………… Read the rest of this entry »
Ax Man Back! A Reunion of Sorts for JR’s Ramblings!
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Tags: 90210, Andy Reid, Brad Pitt, Brian Westbrook, Chris Pronger, DeSean Jackson, Jack Parkman, Jeremiah Trotter, Jeremy Maclin, Kevin Kolb, LeSean McCoy, Major League 2, Omar Gaither, Philadelphia 76ers, Philadelphia Daily News, Philadelphia Eagles, Samuel Dalembert, Seven, Spencer Pratt, The Hills, Ving Rhames
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Breaking News: Brian Westbrook Out after 2010?
15 09 2009by John Ryan
I swear I thought i had inked the last Eagles story of the day. Apparently I was wrong, because more news has suddenly surfaced, and this time about a star player. John Clayton of espn.com is reporting that Brian Westbrook’s contract contained a bonus option for 2010 that was not renewed (worth 7 million. The wrinkle in the contract was one of many complicated amendments and clauses made to the nearly 60 page pact. Westbrook’s salary for 2009 rose from 4 million to 5.85 million for this year, and would rise to 7.25 million next year had the Eagles triggered the option. That would have been a huge cap hit for 2010. Westbrook, who just turned 30 on September 2, would also have been in the fold for 2011-2013 had the option been triggered by the Birds (assuming he was not cut or re-negotiated by then).
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BREAKING NEWS: Shawn Andrews Put On IR
15 09 2009by John Ryan
In the most recent development of a series of surreal events, the Eagles have placed Shawn Andrwews on IR for 2009, most
likely ending his tenure in Philadelphia. More news as it becomes available, but from the Eagles vantage point, they must feel it was in their best interest to just move forward with guys who actually wanted to be on the field as opposed to guys who just wanted to “get their Michael Phelps on.”
The move frees up the roster spot needed to add Jeff Garcia, eliminating the necessity to trade Hank Baskett as had previously been rumored. The team may still be attempting to move Baskett, however, since a roster spot could be needed for a returning Jon Runyan.
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Tags: Hank Baskett, Jon Runyan, Michael Phelps, Philadelphia Eagles, Shawn Andrews
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Report: Eagles Trying to Trade Hank Baskett
14 09 2009ESPN.com’s Adam Schefter is reporting that the Eagles are trying to trade WR Hank Baskett to create a roster spot following the signing of QB
Jeff Garcia (apparently when one hot Playmate wife comes to town, another must go). PCPsports.com will keep you updat
ed on this situation as it develops. In other news…..the first Monday Night Football game is amazing, and RIP Patrick Swayze. You rocked in “Road House,” and made me cry in “Ghost” and convinced me it was OK to dance in order to pick up chicks in “Dirty Dancing.”
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Tags: Hank Baskett, Jeff Garcia, Patrick Swayze, Philadelphia Eagles
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Week 1 Ramblings by JR
14 09 2009Week 1 is always special in the NFL for reasons I’ve already written about, but here’s a bunch more reasons: These are actual events that happened at my pal Fred’s house:
Week 1 NFL: Where getting farted on by one of your buddies happens!
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Tags: 90210, adam eaton, Anchorman, Anna Benson, Antonio Bryant, beer goggles, Brad Lidge, Brett Myers, Carmella DeCesare, Desperate Housewives, Fantasy Football, Florida Atlantic University, High Fidelity, Jack Black, Kyle Kendrick, Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Ohio State University, One Tree Hill, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Phillies, Ron Burgandy, Ryan Madson, Shallow Hal, text messaging, The Bachelor, The Bengals, The Hills, USC
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The Pics are in: A Special Ramblings, Opening Night/Phils Crusher Edition
10 09 2009First game of the 2009 NFL season, and a crushing Phillies defeat can mean only one thing: A Ramblings by JR (and about 5-7 extra

I think I smoke a bit too much when games go to overtime.
cigarettes burned down since the game was long and went into overtime). Without any more intro’ let’s just get into it:
1.) Steelers win opening NFL game of 2009 vs. Titans. This was a great game for anyone who doesn’t care about high scoring, or doesn’t have Chris Johnson or any other Titan on their fantasy football team. (JR’s note: I have Chris Johnson and talked myself into playing him despite the unfavorable matchup. I just could not justify playing Julius Jones over Johnson because Johnson was an early pick, and I have Ted Ginn, Jr. going because of Pierre Thomas’ injury.) The Steelers defense looked great, but that’s also a byproduct of a horrid Tennessee offense. As I said in Monday’s Ramblings, Vince Young will be starting at some point this year for Tennessee. Aside the actual facts of the game, I can’t fully explain how excited I was for the NFL season. Anyone who has read anything I’ve written knows the Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: 90210, Allen Iverson, Brad Lidge, Calvin Booth, Chris Johnson, Cocktail, Jon Runyan, Julius Jones, Kevin Millar, Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Phillies, Pierre Thomas, Pittsburgh Steelers, Ray Emery, Richard Seymore, Rodney Carney, Ryan Madson, tailgating, Ted Ginn Jr.
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JR’s Ramblings: Weekend Recap, NFL Mini-Preview, and Other Random Thoughts
8 09 2009by John Ryan
Well, another summer in the books and on to bigger and better things like MLB playoffs, NFL weekend kicking off, Enticing College Football match-ups, and of course the return of 90210 and Melrose Place to “The CW.” I always love Labor day weekend. It signifies the end of summer and opens up aforementioned new adventures in sports and pop culture. Anyway, It was a great weekend, let’s recap it all and get ready for this coming weekend.
1.) Old Powerhouses Michigan and Notre Dame looked good. And I thought Rich Rodriguez would fold under pressure like “Chunk” getting
the third degree from the “Fratelli’s.” Michigan faded in the second half, but was very impressive none the less. Ditto Notre Dame. They shut out a Nevada squad who looked to be a big time offense in 2009. I thought BYU showed some great moxie against Oklahoma, but as I’ve discussed in this space before, BYU players have the built in advantage of not being smokers/drinkers/gamblers/fornicators that virtually every other college kid has working against him while competing. Just the way of the world for the Mormons. Has there ever been a greater advantage than that? Why haven’t they won more national titles?
2.) Brad Lidge is scaring me now, for real. And Brett Myers is back. Does that not make perfect sense. Look, I get it, Manuel is loyal to his guys and Lidge has looked much better of late. But here’s two reasons why Manuel will eventually replace Lidge

"I wasn't drunk in public, I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public!"
with Myers or someone else: 1.) Manuel, despite being loyal to a fault to his guys, knows he needs a eliable option at the end of games. He can and will replace ANYONE on his roster. 2.) Lidge’s confidence is his own worst enemy. As soon as he misses on a few pitches or can’t get the slider over early he falls apart like a mid-week Fox comedy. It’s just over before it starts. Speaking of which, what are the odds before FOX throws out a new buddy comedy or life-crisis comedy involving any of the following actors: David Alan Grier, Jay Mohr, James Belushi, any of the Wayans brothers, or any one of the “Blue Collar Tour” comedians who are as overrated as the Jets this year as a sleeper pick (editor’s note – Gary Unmarried wasn’t half bad and it’s unfair to lump Ron White with those other pathetic slapdicks). Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: 90210, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Boston Red Sox, Brad Lidge, Brett Myers, Chunk, Curb Your Enthusiasm, David Alan Grier, Entourage, Gary Unmarried, Goonies, James Belushi, Jay Mohr, Melrose Place, Philadelphia Flyers, Philadelphia Phillies, Rich Rodriguez, Ron White, Seinfeld, Wayans Brothers
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A Fantasy Ramblings For All!
31 08 2009by John Ryan
Since the last tim
e I rambled (a mere 4 days ago for you spoiled readers, you) two major events have happened: 1.) My annual BIG fantasy football draft happened and 2.) I opened a facebook account. I know, I know, that seems like a lot for one week. But have no fear, I have plenty of energy and close to 1,000 words in me for this edition of “JR’s Ramblings.” Away we go……. Read the rest of this entry »
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Tags: Beverly Hills 90210, facebook, Fantasy Football, Joe Blanton, Josh Brolin, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Phillies, The Goonies
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Phillies Eyeing Trevor Hoffman?
27 08 2009by John Ryan
The Phillies are reportedly checking into the availability of Milwaukee Brewers closer Trevor Hoffman. This news is coming only days after Brad Lidge has blown his 9th save of the year and his ERA ballooned near 8. With Brett Myers also returning, this would give the Phillies a promising back of the bullpen punch, but it begs this question: Would the Phillies leave Brad Lidge off of their post season roster? Please check back with PCP for more updates on this story.
UPDATE: Hoffman was claimed by the Giants. He will likely be pulled back by the Brewers.
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Tags: Brd Lidge, Brett Myers, Milwaukee Brewers, Philadelphia Phillies, Trevor Hoffman
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Report Says Vick Broke Probation
19 08 2009In what is being reported in the New York Daily News, Michael Vick has apparently already violated terms of his reinstatement into the NFL. As part of the terms of his reinstatement by commissioner Roger Goodel, Vick is reportedly not allowed to consume alcohol. The Daily News reporter, as verbalized today by 950 AM host Mike Missanelli, is reporting Vick was sipping on a gray goose and pineapple juice at the Airport Marriot Hotel bar. Vick is reportedly staying there. More details as they become available, but I find it very peculiar that Philadelphia media and fans have neither picked up on this story nor reported it.
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Tags: Michael Vick, Mike Missanelli, Philadelphia Eagles, Roger Goodell
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